luvsick

Dec 14

Wow. This isn’t tacky at all.

Another reason Alishan and I will be friends and drink heavily:

this is embarrasing but I used to think Influent was your husband. I’m not very smart.

No need to be embarrassed. I’m sure a lot of people thought that but this is my hubby/baby daddy. Influent is one of my best friends and I am currently taking applications for chicks that may want to date him. The interview process will be intense. Something in the same style as For the Love of Ray J but less classy.

Oh and I want you to have this baby already so we can go play! Oh and because you’ve been pregnant forever now and that can’t be that much fun anymore.

I’m definitely over the pregnancy thing and ready to go play. You seem like you know some good spots in Atlanta to chill so I look forward to that.

that’s not a question though so what’s your favorite childhood memory and why?

Favorite childhood memory would be going to Jamaica with my family every year. We always stayed at the same place so it was like a second home that came with a chef, private pool and quality time with the parents and siblings. Shakir and I will continue the family vacation tradition with our little one so hopefully she can grow up having the same feeling I did.

Dec 13

pretty little things (via inthedetailsblog.com)

yep... formspring me

“…your murderers come with smiles. They come as your friends, the people who have cared for you all of your life, and they always seem to come at a time when you’re at your weakest and most in need of their help.” — Henry Hill (Goodfellas)

Dec 11

One of my favorite people and his cat who attacks pens and steals heat.

influent: Half-Smile Friday . It’s freezing in here…

Palin suggests Obama stole his Nobel speech off her

This bitch is crazy.

At least that’s what it sounds like she’s suggesting:

Palin said the president’s remarks had a familiar ring. “I thumbed through my book quickly this morning to say ‘Wow! That really sounded familiar.’ because I talked in book too about the fallen nature of man and why war is necessary at times.”

allthingsalishan | napturality | stfuconservatives | savagemike | poisonthemonkey (via CNN)

Dec 10

Luvsick

allthingsalishan:

No more blogging until baby time! Whenever I see a post from you I’m expecting it to be the “this is happening!” post and it’s not.

Boo

Ha! I know and trust me, I have done everydamnthing I can think of to induce labor. Seriously. Ev-er-y-thang. If she’s not here by the 18th, they are inducing me so I’ll try to hold off on the blogging until then.

Is the ad biz ready for a music house that's the real deal? YEAH' -

I love running across articles about my brother <3

Dear Flu,

pntslesswonder:

It has officially been 4 days. My ribs, and abs feel as though I have done nothing but crunches for a week straight. My back feels broken. I have less than zero energy, probably because I havent eaten in 4 days and am seriously dehydrated. My nose is clogged, but yet still manages to run…not that I can breathe through it. And I am pretty sure I know what living to be 120 years old feels like. Mission accomplished. You may now exit my body.

Sincerely,

Me.

Sending love from really far away because that shit sounds horrible.

These are my little pootah’s aka niece and nephew. They are a tag team of nonstop energy and intelligence and they do not have much time in their busy day for small talk. A conversation with them consists of, “Hi Tee-Tee. I went to the park. Okloveyoubye.” They were my window into what parenthood is all about and they will make great companions and protectors for their little cousin.

“I receive this honor with deep gratitude and great humility. It is an award that speaks to our highest aspirations – that for all the cruelty and hardship of our world, we are not mere prisoners of fate. Our actions matter, and can bend history in the direction of justice.” — Obama’s Nobel Remarks - NYTimes.com (via shaneguiter)

Dec 09

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